you also forget to factor in he can punch through trees, cave walls, survive splashing into water at heights that would normally kill a man and swim up water falls
Now there’s a real man.
is no one gunna talk about the fact it looks like there is 6 Effel towers sticking out of his ass
Didn’t MatPat make a video about this stuff on Game Theory once???
Can we also talk about the fact that not only is he carrying this weight but his fucking pants pocket is as well.
(Source: iraffiruse, via undervegasskies)